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Post by forsaken on Mar 30, 2010 22:07:33 GMT -5
Okay so this a fun little I picked up on during my escapades within the internet. Those of you from BEG will recognize it. It's a great way to pass the time while not RPing, and bond as a "community" as well. ^_^
So basically, the person before you is gonna make a wish. Any wish. And your job is to corrupt that wish. To corrupt a wish, you must grant the wish but then change it slightly to a more negative effect. An example will probably help:
- First Person: I wish I had a hamburger.
- Second Person: Wish granted; but the burger is raw and you get a tapeworm. Like that. Everyone who posts must corrupt the previous wish and then make their own. Alright then. START!!!
I wish I had a time machine.
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Post by axelxgabriel on Mar 30, 2010 22:16:18 GMT -5
Lol I like this, It reminds 'me of the monkey paw episode from that one Tree house of horrors.
Corruption: The machine offers no protection from traveling the stream of time.
if you go forward, you age extremely fast and are too weak and brittle to try to stop it before you turn to dust.
if you go back, your mind regresses younger and younger so you have no idea what us wrong until you go through the horror that is Pre-birth
New Wish: I wish a beautiful, disease free human woman would fall in love with me.
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Post by forsaken on Mar 30, 2010 22:43:04 GMT -5
wish granted but she is the wife of a mobster who finds out and later guns you down
i wish i had a gorrilla riding a unicycle
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Post by chrome on Mar 30, 2010 22:46:49 GMT -5
WISH GRANTED!!!!!!! Unfortunatly, the gorilla gets mad and beats you with the tricycle
I wish for the perfect boyfriend: tall, dark, handsome, plays in a hardcore band, writes in script, etc.
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Post by axelxgabriel on Mar 30, 2010 23:05:25 GMT -5
WISH GRANTED!
Except that he is a sexual sadist and keeps you tied up ib the basement for his sick twisted pleasures.
I wish to become really rich with currency from the country I am in, and the money didn't come from anyones death, nor any breaking of the law on your part.
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Post by forsaken on Mar 30, 2010 23:12:02 GMT -5
wish granted but all yor money burst into flames,, and to make matters worse you loose your apartment because you couldn't pay the rent (bahahahahaha)
i wish for a talking dog
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Post by axelxgabriel on Mar 30, 2010 23:19:19 GMT -5
WISH GRANTED!
Except that it's the same dog from the Son Of Sam, and all he does is tell you over and over to kill people in the name of Satan, while at the same time wearing down your sanity withquetions of your reality laced with well aimed insults.
I wish that I get an A in all the courses I enrolled in this year, and not through cheating.
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Post by Reno on Mar 30, 2010 23:51:28 GMT -5
Wish granted except your classes are fucked up. First period is having to watch Lopez Tonight. Second Period is having to watch a group of ugly chicks with hairy bushes on their periods. Third period having to listen to that Crazy Bus song. Fourth period is having to watch your school principal tit fuck the oldest woman teacher while they are covered in vaseline. Fifth period is lunch and you have to eat an elk's asshole. Sixth period is Advanced Rocket Science.(<.<) Finally last period is Russian Roulette and you lose and die. Thank god right? Well it turns out God is George Takei and Mr. Sulu wants to take a long space trip up your bum...for the end of time.
Err...yeah. Anyways I wish I had a purple elephant.
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Post by forsaken on Mar 30, 2010 23:59:31 GMT -5
wish grnted but it is brain dead, and when you try to get it to stand on all fours, it falls back down on you, killing you slowly (sucks to be you)
i wish for a chiwawa on PCP
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Post by axelxgabriel on Mar 31, 2010 0:02:01 GMT -5
WISH GRANTED
Except in its frantic state, it dives for your mouth, down your throat, claws through your organs and you die a painful death.
I wish doctors found a cure for cancer.
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Post by forsaken on Mar 31, 2010 0:07:21 GMT -5
wish granted but, it gives everyone super AIDS
i wish I had a reallllyyy Comfortable leather computer chair. xD
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Post by axelxgabriel on Mar 31, 2010 0:09:19 GMT -5
WISH GRANTED
But the chair is so comfortable, you never leave it! You wither away on it refusing to ever leave it, because it's so comfortable! And then it turns out to be alive and eats you.
EDIT Forgot to make a wish, D'oh!
I wish for world peace, and its not through killing all the humans and aliens don't take advantage of our new pacifism.
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Post by forsaken on Mar 31, 2010 0:21:25 GMT -5
wish granted but because there is world peace and no wars the earth become way to over populated, which increases the weight of the earth to the point were it is sent plummeting into the sun
i wish that i was able to climb like a spider
(hopefully more people will join tomarrow and lets try to keep the language on this thread a little cleaner *cough* *cough* reno *cough* *cough* XD)
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Post by axelxgabriel on Mar 31, 2010 0:26:52 GMT -5
WISH GRANTED
But in order to do so, you turn INTO a spider and nort long after was caotured by the military abd had invasive and painful examinations done of you.
I wish that I was rich and famous, and that any corruption of the wish would in fact harm, disable or ruin the life of the person who posts after this one instead of me.
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Post by Reno on Mar 31, 2010 1:30:27 GMT -5
(Lol what? I didn't think that was all that bad. All right kids I'll TRY to tone it down. Also don't take what I say seriously. Like if you get insulted or something. I've had lots of misunderstands so I'm just letting you guys know that I'm not insulting you. Just trying to be weird and creative. But this next one sucks since you want me to tone it down but just go with it.)
Wish granted except I'm God and nothing can mess me up. However you successfully pissed me off with that wish and now I'm personally gonna make sure that you suffer. First I tear the skin off your face and then bash the hell out of you with a pillow sack full of door knobs. I then release a rabid chipmunk to eat out your stomach and spit it back into your mouth. Then i send Ricky Martin in to "liva la vida loca" your eye sockets and nose. Then I send in Charles Manson and order him to saw off your toes with a nail file. Eventually Chris Hansen barges in and films the entire thing. He tries to get his stupid To Catch a Predator segment back on Dateline but the NBC executives decide to make it show. It becomes the #1 show of all time. So yeah you're rich and famous but you're also rich and famous for being my own personal rag doll.
I wish I had No More Heroes 2.
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