Trever's Special Corner

[neku]

Bitch make me a salad

[neku]

spamspam

[neku]

with eggs

[Trever Valens]

after a full long ass pathetic 2 years of high school...I finally gotta cell phone...i honestly feel like im 11 again...cos thats when i should of had one according to society...yaaaaaay...
XD well...Ive been having fun...

[neku]

WOOOOO!!!!!!!!

[neku]

I hope you had fun with my drunk texts

[Trever Valens]

I is da furry chinchilla monstaaaa?

[Trever Valens]

So yeah. Im so cool, I go out at 7 o clock to go see Eclipse with my grandmother. Now lemme tell all of you that, if you have the acquired taste for Twilight, this IS the must see of your summer. Im going away to work upstate for the summer and i was going away this weekend so i made it my personal business to get my ass into that movie. Im a retired devoted Twihard, but even so, I give this movie two thumbs and a wolf paw UP. This time around the actors and director knew wtf they were doing. Of course no movie goes without some disappointments, but the bad out weigh the good in this one. Promise. Team Jacobers got to see their man dis Edward Cullen quite well without a shirt while Team Edward sat n took it with a big frownie face and crossed arms. Robert Pattinson was with shirt the ENTIRE movie. Besides that, we get to see other interesting things like Jasper with a southern accent, a forming bromance between Emmett and Paul, how to make quilts out of old Tshirts, BUT WAIT! Theres more!

[Trever Valens]

Like why Rosalie is an ungrateful bitch, what Vampires are REALLY made out of (Not only do they sparkle in the sun! Theyre made out of ceramic too! WOW!), Shapeshifting werewolves make great vampire riot dogs, and you can even watch Edward and Jacob go totally Brokeback Mountain in a scene...ooo...hostile burnage Brokeback mountain...O.o
Order now and receive maybe one of the BEST two hours of your life AND the meaning of life!(Yes, the meaning of life is to stare in awe at Taylor Lautners chest and almost cry because hes so adorable in wolf form. I know I want one >.<)
But with all that bullshit said...
Good movie. Its accurate and its not a fucking everything sore like the other two were. (No really. I laughed because the others were so bad that they were funny. This one had funny moments...cos it was actually honestly and truely funny. Stay tuned for the best quote of them all )

Wasnt THAT educational?

[Trever Valens]

AH! Price of Persia! AH! Great movie! AH!

And Red Dead Redemption's single player...is the single most fulfilling waste of life...EVER created. You feel DEAD after you play it. Like wtf was that WHOOOOOLE adventure even FOR??
It was great while it lasted though ^_^
Only game I have EVER said that the $60 price tag was worth it. Single players great, multiplayers great, the concept...of Cowboy GTA is....AMAZING!!!! If you like cowboys, get it. If you like killing shit, get it. If you like horses, get it. If youlike 3rd person shooters, get it. If shootin Mexicans, Gangmen, and/or American armed forces strikes your fancy, get it. If you want to play online with yours truely over the summer, get it. If you like anything relating to the word Red, Dead, or Redemption. GET IT! Youll see a lot of all of it. I promise.
As I said! Trever gives it the 'It's WORTH 60 dollars' rating!
T-Valz APPROVED, kiddies! So go forth to your local game retailer and demand Red Dead Redemption!

[Trever Valens]

This game is rated Mature for blood(RED), intense violence(DEAD), nudity(FAT MEXICAN CHICKS BOOBS N FLASH OF PUSSY IF U LOOK HARD NUFF), strong language (@$$ #!%& %$&$@ !#^&*), strong sexual content(A MEXICAN FUCKING ANOTHER FAT MEXICAN ON A TABLE with hos that r just for show), And use of drugs (CRAZY ASS MOFO SHOOTS HIMSELF UP WITH COCAINE)
Here a few that arent even mentioned on the box
Use of tobacco, use of alcohol, simulated gambling. JUST to name some that are even more of a disturbance, god forbid your 16 year old should get a hold of it! -_-'
*Rolls eyes*
WARNING: Discontinue gameplay if you experience dizziness, eye or muscle twitches, disorientation, altered vision, nausea, heart burn, indigestion, diarrhea.
Trever Valens or any other associated is not responsible for mental retardation, injury, immense pain slash discomfort, or even loss of life caused by prolonged gameplay.
Please game responsibly.

[Trever Valens]

Ok well Im back from being upstate...jeez I always miss all the fun when Im not around...Hopefully everyones doin ok. I see some old faces have returned as well as one new promising one. Always good to see. So a great big welcome back to Vincent and Yuffie and an even bigger welcome to our new Cloud. From what I can see we've had quite a few over the years but hopefully Yuffie will just keep dragging ya here since apparently you know eachother....Im not a stalker >.>
So yep...Welcome all ^_^

[Cloud Strife]

Well, not so much drag me here. -tugs meaningfully on a collar attached by chain to the board-

At any rate, thanks for the welcome. Hopefully I'll stack up to everyone's expectations. >.>; Yuff keeps insisting that I should just suck it up and post and let my roleplaying speak for itself.

[barret]

Finally, got my spiky haird buddy again. Welcome to the site, looking forward to your Roleplaying.

[Cloud Strife]

Thank you much. ^^ Hopefully there'll be an opportunity to butt heads in the near future. XP