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Post by Tifa Lockhart on Jan 9, 2012 10:09:10 GMT -5
And no, not talking about Cid Highwinds drawers either. In fact, this has nothing at all to do with Final Fantasy ;D but you know me, I always find some of the oddest things to post anyways and this I dedicate to Mass Effect.
Enjoy! haha, I know I did
Garrus, you sick minded freak. I love you
You sure you wanna know what is behind her mask?
(Actually, there are a lot of funny ones dealing with unmasking Tali floating around I just picked one at random)
A cluster of things =)
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Post by Aeris Gainsborough on Jan 9, 2012 19:38:25 GMT -5
These are ridiculously amazing. lmfao Like, seriously, ALL of them are fabulous.
"So what if you can capture and beat slaves?! It's just a gaaaame...!" "But they don't know what I know in my head... That I am amazingly powerful! Fear me!"
Sorry I haven't been around much, guys. College started again, and I've been assimilating myself with people in my classes so as to not look antisocial, as well as to have a few set people to photocopy book pages from when I forget mine.
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Post by Tifa Lockhart on Jan 10, 2012 8:31:02 GMT -5
I swear I need to try drinking that much considering my Shep is a pale skin redhead. Why? I'm just curious if it'll actually make her fall on her ass since EA seriously lacks commitment in actually applying that rule to bars where Sims drink. I've often thought that was a shitty trade off. I mean, you can have all sorts of sexual gestures in the game but when a grown Sim of legal age goes to a BAR that is suppose to be a BAR and orders a drink, it's all non alcoholic? I swear....
Haha, since when did this turn into a Sims rant? Oh geeze....
Anyways, glad you enjoyed it. I've found some more and may post those later on. But for now I'm just happy having the time to relive (and replay) ME 2 It's so fun to see just how pervy Garrus actually is.
That guy is super freaky <3
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Post by Reno on Jan 11, 2012 13:46:01 GMT -5
Mass Effect 3 spoilers guys: Wrex: Shepard. Shepard: Wrex. Grunt: Shepard. Shepard: Grunt. Wrex: Grunt. Grunt: Wrex. Shepard:That's all for now. Grunt: Shepard. Wrex: Shepard.
CAN'T WAIT!
Btw...I should go.
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Post by Tifa Lockhart on Jan 11, 2012 21:19:38 GMT -5
Why did I just get the thought that the above had something to tie into Rocky Horror Picture Show? Heh, great movie.
Moving on
Is there a set list yet of which characters will be in ME 3? I know I want Thane because if he's not in it I'm going to throw a bitch fit. I'm sure Garrus is going to be along with Ashley and whoever else. You know it's gonna be great if you can have both Wrex AND Grunt. Hmm....
I never got to play the 1st one so i'm not that familiar with all of character lists there. All I know is, if Thane and Garrus and Jack, Tali and Kasumi are in it? I"ll be a happy camper.
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Post by Reno on Jan 12, 2012 0:23:47 GMT -5
I have no idea. I'm still on Mass Effect 1. Ashley, the racist and Kaiden, the less whiny Carth Onasi are back. Well depending on who you saved. I think Liara is coming back. Which is good because my Shepard stuck his penis inside her. Captain James T. "Stick my dick into all alien chicks I encounter in every episode" Kirk would be proud. I guess.
I'll be moving onto Mass Effect 2 soon. Idk who I'll make Shepard have penis feelings for. From what I see I have the option of that boring radical muslim looking quarian chick Tali from the first game, a moody dykey looking bitch with ugly tattoos, and British Michael Jackson with tits and a giant ass.
TOUGH DECISIONS! No, really give me my blue alien bitch. I don't care that she sounds like Lightning from FFXIII she's just attracted to Shepard instantly. Minimal effort ftw. Dating sucks. ......... ......... ......... That's all for now.
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Post by Tifa Lockhart on Jan 12, 2012 11:22:11 GMT -5
Consider yourself lucky J, I didn't have the 20 bucks to drop on a used copy of the original so while I'm having a ball with ME 2, I really would have loved to have been able to play the first one. I feel cheated having to front the 4 dollar download of the comic. Sure, I got to make all the critical decissions but it's by far, the worst way to go. Eh, oh well. I'll get over it. Moving on Time for some more side splitting clips. WARNING!!!! Do not watch these if you want to romance Mass Effect 2 characters on your own and do NOT want any spoilers. Otherwise, it's just a little medical advice. No harm done eh? Tell us about it Dr. Mordin! WARNING!! Garrus - WARNING!! Miranda = WARNING Tali = And this one hits close to home since I'm romancin' the pants off Thane. WOOT! Gonna have one hell of a psychadelic experience with Thane. Double rainbow orgasam!!
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Post by Reno on Jan 18, 2012 18:24:28 GMT -5
I'm Reno of the Turks and this is my favorite thread in the general boards.
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Post by Sephiroth on Jan 18, 2012 22:33:15 GMT -5
I'm Reno of the Turks and this is my favorite thread in the general boards. I'm Sephiroth of SOLDIER, and this is my favorite comment in the general boards.
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Post by Tifa Lockhart on Jan 19, 2012 5:35:34 GMT -5
Oh God, by the end of ME 2 I got so sick of hearing my own characters voice saying that freaking line over and over and over when I had to go back and stock up on suplies. But anyways By now I'm sure everyone is full aware that we'll all be getting a demo to play around with on Feb 14th. I could think of no other present than that. The perfect Valentines gift for this gamer girl at least. Not sure about the whole kinnect part of it. And I'm seriously getting sick of the 360 and them attempting to make it so amazing (when to me, it's not) ::::::SPOILER ALERT:::::::: ------------------------------------------ The graphics look amazing btw. Especially the tutorial city. I was thrilled to be able to not only see Liara and Garrus (Garrbear!) but it also includes ops for Mordin and Wrex. Downside is there is a new krogan shuffling around. A female that you're sent to rescue so to speak. Well, Wrex orders you to pretty much which is fine and all but now it's got me worried that she's going to be a main squadmate and not Wrex or Grunt. Still in development so maybe I'll be able to choose. I hope. Because I seriously do not want to become connected with another one. No offense. I just really like Wrex and Grunt. Ah well. At least they will be able to mate with her since she's uneffected by the genop. Something else, since when did Ashey get a Angie Joli facelift!? She's fucking pretty in ME 3!!! That's so fucked up considering I couldn't stand to look at her in the previous two. Oh well, it's not going to matter because in my last save I plan to export into ME 3 is where I saved Kaidan instead of her. But still, I feel like she might have been the better choice to have around. Idk, I'm still planning on playing ME 2 for the month of Feb and juggle it around playing the demo however many times it'll allow and see how things pan out. ============================== End Spoiler ================================= Question - What did you guys do with your last saves from ME 2? I actually saved the ship instead of blowing it up so I'm not sure if I want to use that save or not. It's the main reason why I'm going to link up another game save where it gets destroyed. Still, in the back of my mind I can't help but think that it'll give the humans an amazing tech boost if it's in tack. Anyways, i'm just a bit bummed that nearly every clip I've seen, only two actually shows other members than Liara and Garrus. Don't get me wrong, I squee'd like a hyped up fangirl when I saw Garrbear. Just for now, i'm really itching to find out who will be playable, and who is just going to be there for you to help along with a mission. Idk, we shall see ;D
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Post by Sephiroth on Jan 19, 2012 16:07:56 GMT -5
I've got two radically different saves queued up for ME3, although adjusting these saves is simple with a Save Editor (perks of sticking to the ME trilogy on PC only). As for the demo, its going to be around for at least a week, methinks. Given that the single player demo unlocks for everyone on Feb 14th, and the multiplayer unlocks for everyone on Feb 17th (although I get access to the multiplayer on the 14th because I purchased Battlefield 3 on EA Origin).
As for squad members, so far the only confirmed squad members are Kaiden or Ashley (depending on which one you saved), Tali and Garrus (assuming they survived the end of the ME2), Liara, and some new guy named James Vega. So far as returning squadmates from previous games are concerned, the following are schedule to make an appearance to some capacity, although whether they will be permanent squadmates, temporary squadmates, or NPC's is still unknown: Jack, Thane, Miranda, Legion, Zaeed, Mordin, Jacob, and Wrex (provided these character survived the events of ME2 or 1, since Wrex can die in ME1).
I'm sure we'll know more as the release date gets closer.
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Post by Reno on Jan 19, 2012 16:12:37 GMT -5
Oh God, by the end of ME 2 I got so sick of hearing my own characters voice saying that freaking line over and over and over when I had to go back and stock up on suplies. But anyways I'm Commander Shepard and this is my least favorite comment of all time. Anyways.... I dunno about the ship blowing up. I haven't gotten that far yet. I'm still collecting teammates and doing loyalty missions. One of the few things I hate about this game is the galactic map. I seriously need fuel now to go to other systems? Also probing planets is much more boring than actually driving around on the planets in the first game. And yeah I like Garrus too. He started off as kind of a bitch in the first game (He got killed alot in battle) but eventually I found him some decent armor, gave him a sniper rifle, and he just blasted the fuck out of everything. Liara just seems different in this game. I don't like it, and I don't know how to describe it either. Oh well, I'm glad I'm cheating on her. Lol. Oh yeah Ashley let her hair down. It's like one of those transformations you see in those shitty teen drama movies where the chick lets her hair down and takes off her glasses and holy fuck she's a super model. Lots of people seem to hate Ashley because of the whole racist attitude, shoving her religious beliefs down Shepard's throat, and the whole killing Wrex thing. I on the other hand thought she was okay. I had no idea a demo was coming out. I've just been waiting for the release date. I know where I'll be at midnight that night. This is the only game I've ever pre-ordered.
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Post by Tifa Lockhart on Jan 19, 2012 21:39:39 GMT -5
Liara freaks me out in the first one. Sure, I understand that a male and female Shep can go all the way but she damn near jumped my bones when I last talked to her!! Aliens, (at least the males) are A-ok in my book but I had to tell her to back the fuck up. -shivers- And now I'm having to deal with an overly affectionate Kaidan. Trying my best not to get renegade points but man do I ever want to pistol whip him. Right across the mouth, just once. Knock him on his ass. Anyways.... The only reason I said anthing about Ash is because it's not just her hair they decided to change, but the pigment of her skin as well. It's like taking a nice tan spanish woman and bleaching her to the point that she's some strange albino with sugery altered lips (Or in a friend of mines terms DSL's short for dick sucking lips) lol don't ask. I'm sure she'd use them if given the chance to but luckily I'm not swinging that way. You guys are gonna have the fun there. I'll stick to figuring out how Turians and Drell match up. Fuck, I just now remembered I wanted to upload some pics. They were funny. Especially the trippin' balls one. If I remember my code, I'll get the string of data needed and post them in a bit. But talking with Travis, I learned a bit of a down side to saving Eve (female Krogan) I just hope with enough paragon points, it won't end the way he suggested but if it does, then that answers one question about a crew member you have in Mass Effect 2. Okay, this was the pic I died laughing at. It might not be as funny to some of you guys but it applies to Cynthia Shepard haha Also, was talking with a friend of mine that writes fanfics a lot and she suggested I look up an actor that was in Prision Break. I forgot all about him but if there ever was a real living and breathing male Shepard, this is damn near perfect comparason - ;D okies, i'm done
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Post by Sephiroth on Jan 20, 2012 0:05:17 GMT -5
DSL's are common verbage, so no need to explain that one, everyone is on the same page. As for the mini comic, thats some lolworthy stuff.
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Post by Reno on Jan 20, 2012 2:13:55 GMT -5
They based Male Shepard off of that guy. He's some Dutch model. However, if there was going to be a Mass Effect movie (I fucking hope there wont be) then I guess Dominic Purcell would be the best bet for Shepard.
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