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Post by Tifa Lockhart on Jan 20, 2012 5:25:36 GMT -5
Trust me when I say I am right there with you J. I do NOT want them screwing up the game in some half baked attempt to make it a movie for profit. The human cast would be simple to fill, but as far as the majority of the characters you encounter would have to be CGI (because any other way would be disastrous) Not only that, the voices. I’m sure EDI (very pretty actress) wouldn’t be at all hard to work around. Same with Seth playing Joker. But if they brought in the model you just showed, his voice wouldn’t match. Then there would a whole new batch of issues. So much so it makes my head hurt. But EA is EA. And if they know they can make any sort of profit off of something, they will. I just can’t see them doing that…. But then again, I’ve said that about a lot of movies that were games to start with. (Especially DOA. That was like a train wreck)
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Post by Marlene Wallace on Jan 20, 2012 7:05:29 GMT -5
Um... this is just. Not even sure how to word it honestly. Haha
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Post by Sephiroth on Jan 20, 2012 11:29:03 GMT -5
They could probably suck out a movie deal using the Galaxy at War concept from ME3, focusing on original, just human characters, to make it work (or something of that nature). There is plenty they could do if they wanted to go that route. Or make it a CGI movie. Whatever the case, I don't think they'll make an ME movie, but I wouldn't be surprised if they did either.
and lol @ Jacob vid.
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Post by Reno on Jan 23, 2012 1:03:04 GMT -5
Jacob bothers me. First, he has my fucking name. Second, he had my character's fucking name. Third, he's boring as fuck. Fourth, he's got like a large torso and tiny legs. Fifth...well there is no fifth but well here this is how Jacob should've been:
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Post by Tifa Lockhart on Jan 23, 2012 10:23:17 GMT -5
Jacob, Kaidan, Ashley.... doesn't matter. They could all die and it wouldn't bother me in the least. I'm not sure why some of their personalities are worse than grains of salt in a fresh wound, they just are.
I thought about having an all renegade character for a save to link to the final chapter of the game but i'm a pansy. I can't help but choose paragon on some of the choices. Ah well, with that said, I do not have a 100% perfect angel running around either. Besides, some people NEED a slap or knee to the groin....throw out a window.... or a bullet between the eyes.
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Post by Sephiroth on Jan 23, 2012 11:55:13 GMT -5
My original ME save from my first ever ME playthrough was an all renegade run. I would have to agree with you, some choices are just too difficult to force yourself to do renegade, like "Honestly, I wouldn't ever really do that". The unfortunate thing being that (at least in ME1) not going exclusively one route or the other usually meant not getting full Renegade or Paragon, which usually meant you were missing out on some good bonuses. They balanced it out a little more in ME2 so that you could still get decent bonuses even if you went neutral, although the game mechanics still encourage doing one or the other.
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Post by Reno on Jan 23, 2012 15:17:34 GMT -5
For Kaiden and Ashley I keep thinking they made them boring on purpose because of the whole decision on Virmire thing. As for Jacob....I have no fucking clue. Maybe Bioware has no idea how to make an interesting black character without him being like, "Haha what's goin' on Shepard?! Miranda? Yeah, I've been kung fuin' dat ass for a while now, player. You interested in her? Keep the bitch, I don't want her no more. I hit dat ass and I left. I hit it and I quit dawg. Barack Obama motherfucka."
Btw being a renegade is funny as fuck.
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Post by Tifa Lockhart on Jan 24, 2012 5:25:22 GMT -5
The whole bunch does nothing for me. Only a small group of humans in the game are even worth saving. Joker, Dr.C, uh... lol Anderson. I guess that is a much smaller list than I thought it would be. Oh well. As for Jacob, he's a cool manslut. Sure, he admitted he screweed Miranda, but he's not like (railroads saved game) Shepard. He doesn't keep going back to Miranda. So I guess that at least gives him some cool points. Very little, but some. Haha, which is weird considering Miranda flaunts herself like she's the best piece of ass out there in space and downs Jack for being so casual with her sex partners. Thank God I'm a female. Those chicks all have some serious issues. Not to say that Kaidan doesn't. Then again, I don't consider him to even have a penis. Ashley took that much from him (ha!) Meh, maybe they will surprise us all and be all badass in the 3rd game. I hope. Need to at least feel something since I wanted to leave them all behind while planting the bomb in the first one and the geth were attacking the other group.
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Post by Cloud Strife on Jan 24, 2012 13:19:38 GMT -5
Circa Lair of the Shadow Broker, you find several logs of her talking to random guys on a galactic dating website. She screens them for their entire life's health history before she'll even consider talking to them. It's one of the funnier things out there, and makes Lair of the Shadow Broker totally worth it.
Who would've guessed Legion was a major gamer? XD
That is all.
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Post by Tifa Lockhart on Jan 25, 2012 10:49:22 GMT -5
My third time playing ME 2 and I'm still finding out new things. ;D Oh man, as much as I can't stomach to do the "bad opt" I still found myself laughing quite a bit at this video. I bet your characters will have a field day in ME 3. I just know I'll never be anything over 20% renegade ...... stupid guilt Anyways, enjoy
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Post by Reno on Jan 25, 2012 14:18:56 GMT -5
I was wondering when somebody would post that video. I stop watching the first and second Shepard is a jerk video when it gets to the part where he punches the reporter. I can't stop laughing my ass off.
Oh yeah and you better like Anderson. You know who voices him? Keith fucking David. Yeah, he was in that show Gargoyles and was the voice of Spawn. Also he was that voodoo dude from The Princess and the Frog. The man's voice is awesome. Joker is pretty cool but the fact that he's not THE Joker knocks him down a couple points. And the Doctor? Lol I don't care about her. Btw Tif I thought you liked Jack.
Anyways you know who should join the party in the third game? The baddest motherfucker in the galaxy: Conrad Verner. Oh yeah! ........................... ........................... ........................... I should go.
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Post by Tifa Lockhart on Jan 26, 2012 5:04:24 GMT -5
Jack is still a favorite and if I could only make my crew up with her, Kasumi, Garrus and Thane I would. Actually, now that i think about it, nearly all of my missions as of late have consisted of that small knitted group.
But yeah, Anderson is a badass. And I love when he knocks the piss out of the prick to help steal back the ship. Not only that, I have a feeling he's going to play a major part in ME 3. Or from what I've seen he does. I'm just wondering how Shepard gets his/her status revoked and Anderson reinstates them as they are getting ready to pull out of a hotzone on Earth.... hmm, sorry I have so many questions floating around in my head about the last game. As Jack would say, "crawling around like bugs in my head"
Haha, I know everyone else here as probably had more than one romance going on at one time in the game but I sadly, have not. I didn't know just 'talking and saving' Kaidan would put the notion in his unattractive skull that my femShep EVER wanted relations with him but sure enough, he came to her room closer to the end of ME. I gladly told him it wasn't the time and sent him on his disgusting bushy haired eyebrow way, but then when I was playing with my space hamster earlier on ME 2 i just happened to look down and there is his fugly ass mugshot on my desk/bookshelf area funking up my room! Grr!!!! I didn't do anything with him! I swear... NOW I wished I'd saved Ash instead. Little too late for that one. Do not feel like replaying ME just so he can die again.... okay, that's a lie, if I could play it to watch just him dying, that would be worth it. (haha) Luckily I got Thane to call Cynthia Shep Siha so that caused the photo to be placed face down on her desktop. So what if she's banging frog boy? If Kaidan doesn't like it, he can wrap his lips around the closest thruster and get his head blown -.- (clean off)
Yeah but uh... I'm gonna go now before I rant on about my distaste for the original human crew in ME.
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Post by Cloud Strife on Jan 28, 2012 20:01:56 GMT -5
In short, your status in Alliance Military is tenuous because you're technically dead. In more detail, it's because of what happens in the latest DLC, Arrival. Without ruining what triggers such a thing to happen and why, Shepard is responsible for the deaths of 300,000 Batarian Colonists. Whether you're a Paragon or a Renegade. They hold a hearing on Earth afterword and revoke his military status because of it.
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Post by Reno on Feb 3, 2012 3:10:52 GMT -5
Speaking of Arrival, that's the only thing I have left to do. Yeah, I just finally beat this fucking game about 20 minutes ago. I kind of wish I knew that you have to immediately go through the relay after the crew is abducted. I saw uhhh what's her face? The red head chick aka my personal bitch get liquified. That was pretty fucked up. But at least my party members survived the battle. I still got that no one left behind achievement so that's all that matters.
Oh right and fucking Tali and pissing off Martin Sheen was pretty good too. Yeah, I went after Tali. I felt like she fit a paragon Shepard more than Miranda. Plus I want my Shepard to only fuck aliens.....and black chicks(HAPPY BLACK HISTORY MONTH!). Just like Captain Kirk.
Well, I suppose I'll give my thoughts about the second game.............Oh uh can it wait for a bit, I'm in the middle of some calibrations. (P.S: I'm Sex Master Reno, and this is my favorite quote in the game.) (P.P.S: I should go.)
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Post by Tifa Lockhart on Feb 3, 2012 5:38:14 GMT -5
Oh, you’re thinking of Kelly. Yeah, I didn’t get the whole flirting crap with her. But then again, when I had to take down Morinth, it made my skin crawl something terrible. Blegh! Anyways, beside the point. You chose Tali? YAY! I’m so happy you did <3 As for myself, and if I ever did get so bored (and curious) I think that if I made a male character for shits and giggles, I’d go for Kasumi…although I’m not even sure you can. But if I could? Yup, that’d be my monogamous relationship in a heartbeat. And if not her, then I would pick Jack because I feel she deserves to be loved instead of being held at arms distance. Tali-Jack-Kasumi =) Sounds like a really bad porno…. Haha, ANYWAYS sheesh… You just had to quote Garrus didn’t ya? You know how much that makes me smile? Sheesh EDIT: Just stumbled across this, wanted to share. Garrus <3 Gah, March can't come soon enough dammit
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